Objectionable Post 8: Things Ace Attorney has taught us

So I found this list on deviant art and couldn't stop laughing. Here you go, all credit goes to the author, Hyperadam.

The Lessons Ace Attorney Has Taught Us :
1. The correct response to any question is "OBJECTION!"
2. If you are having trouble winning an argument, you obviously aren't yelling loudly enough.
3. There are no limits to the amount of caffeine a human being can consume.
4. Prosecutors are given an unnecessary amount of authority and respect and can pretty much do whatever they want.
5. The opposite extreme applies to defence attorneys.
6. It is possible to kill someone with a postage stamp.
7. Doctors have so little faith in modern medicine that they actually called a disease "Incuritis" because they though it would never be cured.
8. Japanese courts didn't actively use colour photography until about 2026.
9. In Germany, it is possible to become a prosecutor at 13.
10. Poisoning isn't as fatal as it should be.
11. Stamps and nail polish are very evil.
12. In court, anything goes. ANYTHING.
13. It's possible to fall 50 feet off of a burning bridge into a freezing river and only sustain minor injuries.
14. The same applies to being hit by a car and getting sent flying head first into a telephone pole.
15. Detectives are prosecutors' pets.
16. The 45-caliber revolver is all other guns' badass grandpa.
17. Borginia is the most epic fictional country ever.
18. Burgers are American ramen.
19. You aren't "innocent until proven guilty"; you are "guilty until someone else is proven guilty".
20. Blackmail is involved in the motive to about 25% of all murders.
21. There are no limits to the number of times you can make a port of the same game.
22. Bloody writing at a crime scene is almost always forged.
23. Until 2002, the Japanese government cooperated very closely with spirit mediums.
24. People who go missing long enough to be declared legally dead are usually not actually dead.
25. There is nothing wrong about dressing up your own daughter in a cute maid outfit.
26. A crappy restaurant with overpriced food can still get some business if the waitresses' outfits are revealing enough.
27. Selling a powerful computer virus is the best way to get out of debt.
28. Never announce that you've won the lottery in front of your loan shark.
29. The quickest route between northern Europe and the United States involves flying over Asia.
30. Borginian Interpol agents are all pushovers.
31. There are no limits to the amount of times your salary can be cut.
32. After committing a murder in the heat of the moment, most people will still have the mental facilities to spontaniously plan and execute an incredibly elaborate cover-up scheme.
33. Republic + Kingdom = Principality.
34. Reuniting a divided country takes only about a day.
35. Prosecutors are free to prosecute in whatever country they feel, whenever they feel.
36. Being shot causes you to become blind an wake up in a foreign country with amnesia.
37. People are foolish fools who need to be reminded of how foolish their foolish attempts are, you fool.

LOL!!! Sorry I think these are so true, but SO FUNNY!!! Oh, btw, HI NEW FOLLOWER!!! xD I feel special. Someone cares. xD Okay, bye! PLZ comment!

Objectionable Post 7: Dead Kittens, and more of my fave art.

Don't worry, there's no dead kittens... but here are some of my most favorite art. ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ARTISTS!!! If you want to find out who, heres's my Favorites List: http://hereiamramblingagain.deviantart.com/favourites/
So yea. But here, I did the leg work. (CLICK PIC 2 C IN FULL SIZE)



xD It's Calvin's dad!!! Lol lol lol lol lol! (Calvin and Hobbes)


xD I had so much fun imagining this part in the game.


Zoom in and read it. Damn Phoenix with his toilet cleaning fetish. And he's in the Tres Bien outfit. I lol'd.



Zoom in and read this one too. This is just perfect in every way. Kristoph is so evil, and that's why we love him. I'm LMAO.


ZOOM. Edgey would never risk sending his pride down the toilet like that. That's why it's funny!



Aah... poor Polly. Phoenix's face is just priceless here. LOL



This one is so pretty. Plus, I lubb this pairing.



HIARA: HIS FACE!!! OMG lol'in SO hard right now.
Miffle: Your face... GOD DAMNIT!!!
Emily: xD Ah... F.U. Gavin, F.U. (epic viral video reference, Mif)


Emily: xD It's the oldest trick in the book!
Miffle: What about tapping someone on the opposite shoulder?
HIARA: Hey Miffle! Did you know if your hand is bigger than your face, you have low intelligence?
Miffle: Really?
*SMACK*
Emily: Q_Q



Like Scott Pilgrim vs The world!!! xD lol lol lol



xD

I has finished now. I go back to wrighting Ch. 6. It's been over a week! T_T It'll get done. BAI!!!

RANDOM UPDATE!!!


Okay, here's a poster for the Level-5 World site. Layton is there (I asuume) for PL vs GS. But who's the mystery kid? Might I point ot his hair and the bracelet he has. I saw this and thought, "POLLY?" I doubt it, but if a rip off AA game comes out... gr.....

Objectionable Post 6: CONFIRMED/ Me, Myself, and I

Whoop! PL vs GS has a confirmed west release!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! *ahem* So I have a Deviant Art now (HeReIaMRaMbLiNgAgAin) and I comment alot. A few of my comments have been in a kind of me, myself, and I form. So like for this picture:


HIARA: 030 must...make...out...with...!
Emily: Why are you kissing the computer screen?
Miffle: What is she doing? Kissing the com... 030 so hot!!!
HIARA: I KNOW!!!
HIARA/Miffle: 030
Emily: Why did I invent you guys...? Good job Eldanis

That was my comment. THAT PIC IS SO HOT! (btw 030 is a kissy face) Okay, so HIARA is like my thoughts... I guess. Very out going, says what she thinks, acts without thinking sorta girl. Miffle is mostly like me now. Relaxed around friends but kinda shy other wise. But dark at the same time. Kinda like Jade on Victorius, dark. (I hate that show by the way. I <3 iCarly xD) And Emily is kinda like the mother goose, inventor of said people. Why is the one with my real name the least like me? Well, she's sarcastic, calmish, and well... yeah. She's just the mommy of all the thoughts. Better than my mom. T_T Any ways, if I branch off into random banter, now you know.

Here are some pics I drew!!!



HIARA: That's me!
Emily: Why do you gotta go and fangirl him so much.
Miffle: YOU covered the math notes with him.
HIARA: But he's so awesome.
Emily/Miffle:... yea...


Emily: Wow. I failed. I need more practice.
Miffle: Oh crap. Hide her science notes.

I lost the game peeps. BAI!

Objectionable Post 5: PL vs AA/ TGS

It's coming! With a confirmed west release! Unlike AAI2, many people at the TGS hinted at things such as the English names are TBA and stuff. YAY!!! xD I like confirmations. Here are more shots.











That's the new prosecutor, Jiiken Baanroddo.


Good job, CAPCOM. Or Level 5, which ever. Who ever did made him cute. xD like Edgey and Klav. ALSO here is a product list, see the full one @ court-records.net.



 



Lots of folders. Oh, and, what's this?

It's our beloved Phoenix up in the corner. Still, it's Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3. WHATS HE GONNA DO? xD What ever. I'm excited for the Layton vs Ace Attorney. It's gonna be AWSUM.

BTW, I just posted Ch 5 of my story, The Halloween Party.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7344789/1/The_Halloween_Party

That's a link to chapter one. WELL OKAY. Long post. xD Bye.

Objectionable Post 4: Offical Art... and my worthless comments

So there's alot of offical art, and alot of them are pretty cute! So here are some of the ones I like, and my comments. Click on the picture to see it bigger.

So this first one is awesome. I watch Food Network alot and it looks hard to do something even half that quality. Go Maya! And where is (real) Nick's nose? xD I like the frilly pink apron Edgey,

Why the cravat? Why can't you wear that weird tie like everybody else? And poor Larry there in the background. If this was a video, this would not end well for him. It almost wrong to see them wear black instead of blue, orange, and pink. I'm sorry, FUSHIA.

Ha! This one is funny! First of all, I <3 Missle. xD Nice tie, Wright. And nice shoes and socks, Gummy! This one kinda goes with another. That one is later, though.

Poor Larry. And I like how you can see Diego, Hammond, and Grossberg off to the side. Do they not have teeth? Really? Their mouths are always just white. Why? Lazy much?

He's so good to her. Again, I think it's cool how you can see Grossberg and Hammond inside. And, really Phoenix? SHE'S GOT HER OWN  UMBRELLA! I bet you ten bucks that's how he caught his cold. Oh and those flowers on the bush? They're dahlias. In case you were wondering.

I love Miego. Edgeworth and Phoenix's faces? PRICELESS. It's cool how you can see through her too. And Maya and Larry are just clueless, like always.

*insert heart eyes and excessive drooling here* I knew it. 0o0 SUPER HOT. Okay, before my computer shorts out from the drool or over heats from pure hotness... LOOK AT GUMSHOE!!! xD Just though I'd point that out. Put some real trunks on dude. Seriously.

I think this one kinda goes with the other picnic one. Pearly: Cute. Wright: Get a RED tie. Like the only RED plate. Larry: DON'T pull hair dude, thats not cool. Maya: that is probably causing him extereme pain, keep it up. Franzy: Where's your whip, fool? Edgey: Oh no! Your cravat! And give Phoenix the grape juice dude. Diego + Mia: Nothing's happening. Just coffee. But thats all that ever happens with you, Armando. Gummy + Maggey: BEST COUPLE EVAR when do they get married? And why are you fishing for Gourdy?

xD Awesome dress Mia. Poor Feenie. That is all.

No comment other than, SIT DOWN VON KARMA NO ONE LIKES YOU!!! *aham*

Come on. We all know that Phoenix/Edgeworth love is almost sorta cannon. Other than that HOLY CRAP COULD THE CASE FILES GET ANY BIGGER?!

How does he afford to keep the office running, really? AND GO EDGEWORTH!!! xD What with your awsome abs and pink frilly suit, that makes perfect sence.

We all know that's what he thinks about. T_T And Edgey has stooped as low as to eat SNACKOOS? I think... xD I mean, it's chocolate. I like chocolate.

Again, P/E love is kinda cannon, and I can't think of anything else this could be. I mean, it's just begging me to put a big heart up there in the top left corner. And Maya's face is funny. xD How many layers does Edgeworth need to keep warm? I mean really. He's got a trench coat, his suit jacket, his frilly cravat, a black vest, a long white shirt AND his smoldering abs? Really now. Your personality and glare may be cold, but I would be BAKING.

Santa Edgey!!! xD I love this one. And Edgeworth is kneeling, that bump near his pants isn't... nevermind. *shutters* I can't believe I thought that. T_T

YAY! Valentines day! Larry, put some real pants on. And I'll give Edgey a Valentines. This one is SOOOO cute! And did these kids EVER change their hair?

Yay! Jammin Ninja! I like ninjas! If you look REAL hard behind Maya you can see a rather exasperated Phoenix. And I'm sure Edgeworth is waiting for the Steel Samurai, right?

Yay! Beach day!!! Is Gumshoe wearing a BRA? Wow dude? AND WHERE IS EDGEY WITH HIS ABS. Damn. It seems I've aquired a fetish for an anime character's abs. 

I lubb Miego, but WEIRD NOSES!!! wtf? And slow down on the coffee, Diego. 17 cups per trial CAN'T be good for you.

Stop flirting with Maya, Phoenix. Even though I love that pairing. Happy late P/M day.

Okay so this one took me a while to understand. The thing with Edgey's face in it is the plane window like an overlay. And get over it, Gummy.

So yea, that's pretty much it and so... yea. Comment your own worthless comments and stuff. LUV YA!