So I found this list on deviant art and couldn't stop laughing. Here you go, all credit goes to the author, Hyperadam.
The Lessons Ace Attorney Has Taught Us :
1. The correct response to any question is "OBJECTION!"
2. If you are having trouble winning an argument, you obviously aren't yelling loudly enough.
3. There are no limits to the amount of caffeine a human being can consume.
4. Prosecutors are given an unnecessary amount of authority and respect and can pretty much do whatever they want.
5. The opposite extreme applies to defence attorneys.
6. It is possible to kill someone with a postage stamp.
7. Doctors have so little faith in modern medicine that they actually called a disease "Incuritis" because they though it would never be cured.
8. Japanese courts didn't actively use colour photography until about 2026.
9. In Germany, it is possible to become a prosecutor at 13.
10. Poisoning isn't as fatal as it should be.
11. Stamps and nail polish are very evil.
12. In court, anything goes.
ANYTHING.
13. It's possible to fall 50 feet off of a burning bridge into a freezing river and only sustain minor injuries.
14. The same applies to being hit by a car and getting sent flying head first into a telephone pole.
15. Detectives are prosecutors' pets.
16. The 45-caliber revolver is all other guns' badass grandpa.
17. Borginia is the most epic fictional country ever.
18. Burgers are American ramen.
19. You aren't "innocent until proven guilty"; you are "guilty until someone else is proven guilty".
20. Blackmail is involved in the motive to about 25% of all murders.
21. There are no limits to the number of times you can make a port of the same game.
22. Bloody writing at a crime scene is almost always forged.
23. Until 2002, the Japanese government cooperated very closely with spirit mediums.
24. People who go missing long enough to be declared legally dead are usually not actually dead.
25. There is nothing wrong about dressing up your own daughter in a cute maid outfit.
26. A crappy restaurant with overpriced food can still get some business if the waitresses' outfits are revealing enough.
27. Selling a powerful computer virus is the best way to get out of debt.
28. Never announce that you've won the lottery in front of your loan shark.
29. The quickest route between northern Europe and the United States involves flying over Asia.
30. Borginian Interpol agents are all pushovers.
31. There are no limits to the amount of times your salary can be cut.
32. After committing a murder in the heat of the moment, most people will still have the mental facilities to spontaniously plan and execute an incredibly elaborate cover-up scheme.
33. Republic + Kingdom = Principality.
34. Reuniting a divided country takes only about a day.
35. Prosecutors are free to prosecute in whatever country they feel, whenever they feel.
36. Being shot causes you to become blind an wake up in a foreign country with amnesia.
37. People are foolish fools who need to be reminded of how foolish their foolish attempts are, you fool.
LOL!!! Sorry I think these are so true, but SO FUNNY!!! Oh, btw, HI NEW FOLLOWER!!! xD I feel special. Someone cares. xD Okay, bye! PLZ comment!
